>> at the clock hit 5 pm, window after window after window started popping up and I was like, "Oh. Oh, DAMN." <<

Some problems are nice to have.

>> He and his wife considered bailing in the middle of the funeral service because it was so fire and brimstone and sin, sin, SIN in a way that made his fairly centrist to lightly conservative head explode. <<

Abusing mourners is pretty low.